Bloody Maria

Get 2 shots of tequila

Have your girl butt chug them
Bang her in her bloody pussy and cream pie it
Have her squirt the 2 shots of the cum/blood mixture into 2 shot glasses.
Both cheers and enjoy!!!

Jim: me and Janet did a bloody Maria lastnight.
Bill: oh yeah me and Karen did that 2 weeks ago when her "aunt flo" was visiting.

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Maria Elena

This is an ancient name. Derived from a culture of very short women who were incredibly skinny. They typically drank large amounts of wine and smoked incredible amounts of tobacco. They were known mostly for the size of their feet. Described as "canoe feet," they were seen in ancient cave carvings as having feet large enough to walk on water. The culture could be found around the area now known as Mar del Plata, Argentina. Due to the whiteness of their skin, they are also described as "Ghost women." Obsessed with stones, they were usually found sitting on flat labradorites which cause the flatness of their butts. Despite these shortcomings, they were also known as being very sweet to their friends, no matter what their friends did.

Wow, that movie was intense, I almost cried like a Maria Elena.

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Maria Eduarda

Maria Eduarda is a Brazilian girl that cant decide whether she likes women or men. She is always reading and touching butts, its her hobby.

Wow shes dating jon and elle, what a Maria eduarda

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Maria Hernandez

Maria is my best friend/homie she is so prettty and so nice I lover so fucken much she goes by many nicknames but she is still my homie she doesn’t get mad she gets annoyed she is hyper and fucken amazing!!!!!!

Maria Hernandez is my homie bruh!

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Maria Apolonia

She is an extra in a story made by Jonaxx.

Maria Apolonia is an extra.

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Maria Cocor

Maria cocor, a big curva and a big handicapata proasta idioata și nefututa care predat geografie. Her cat stinks so bad everyone runs away from her.

I hope Maria Cocor gets an infection and perishes.
Maria Cocor the biggest shit there was ever created on this earth.

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Maria Aiza

Maria Aiza is the girl of your dreams. She is fierce and free spirited. She can be all four seasons in one day. She is brave and unafraid of anything. Think twice before you argue with her. She is a breath of fresh air.

MARIA AIZA the fearless

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