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mar is the best person ever they are nice. If your name is mar your nice
“mar give me your airpod”
“no”
The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.
year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
A planet in the solar system. It is the 4th closest planet to the sun.
Did you know that a robot just landed on Mars?
A planet in the solar system. It is the 4th closest planet to the sun.
Did you know that a robot just landed on Mars?
the best freakin chocolate bar to ever exist
"Aye what you got"
"A Mars bar"
"That's based"
Mars is an amazing, funny, cool and unique individual. They are also the most gay human on the planet! Mars is incredibly popular and sought after by many people. Anyone who is friends with a Mars will know that they are the person to put a smile on your face on a rainy day. When you look into Mars’ eyes you see the genuine emotion that is hidden in their facial expressions! Sometimes some Mars’ can be a little mean but it’s only a joke as you have to remember they love you and you love them!
Mars: hello! You look strange today!
Person b: -oh -okay
Mars: no it’s a good strange! It’s unique and special. Also how are you?
Person b: :D
Mars is super dumb person,someone who is named after the chocolate bar,they are super emotional and can sometimes spam till you go crazy cause you wanted to sleep,they are for some reason rly pretty an d their best friend love them no matter what and they both know Mili will come back to them,they are dumb but rly sweet and I got rly attached to them.Mars is a friend that you didn't know you needed in life and one cute thing they do is talk about anything I just find it cute.We've been together for 2 years,so much time wasted on someone like Mars.Offcourse it's a joke best days of my life i spent on texting them even tho I wanted to sleep I chose to text them ^^.
1 person:hey is that your best friend Mars
2 person:yes they are, they're so dumb
1 person: they're so pretty,I wanna be friends with them!
2 person:hey you shouldn't,Mili will kill you!