Mop

When a persons hair is much too long for the taste of all of his peers but still insists on keeping the "Mop" on his head and let it consume his well being. This person is usually a gamer that doesn't leave his room unless he is hungry or thirsty. This person could also be referred to as an Xbot.

Look there goes "Mop" head.

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

Mop

Drag-speak term to borrow an object without a clear intention of returning it. To steal. To commandeer.

"That bitch mopped my favorite Diana Ross wig. She denied it, but Miss Thing is on stage wearing it right now lipsynching It's My Turn. It may be your turn sugar, but it is MY hair!"

Mop

Another word for mate

How are you Mop?

mop

Micheal's excuse for hair

Micheal why do you still have a mop on your head

Mop

Mop, commonly known as Ben Jansen, is a beautiful creature of the underworld with a taste for chicken crisps

Mop, why won’t you stop eating those chicken crisps

MOP

abbreviation: make out playlist

my mop has a shit ton of cigarettes after sex songs on it