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1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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Semen. The penis has a mushroom look to it; the sauce in this context is the semen that is ejeculated
That bitch was giving me head and when I came, she swallowed my mushroom tip sauce.
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To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut
Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.
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When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.
The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.
Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.
Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.
Using the head of a penis and smacking someone in the face leaving behind a mark in the skin that looks like a mushroom.
My friend fell asleep so I gave him a mushroom stamp;
I gave my girlfriend a mushroom stamp during a BJ
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First seen in Super Mario Bros. Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game.
Mario got teh 1-up mushroom!!!!!!!1111one
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