myspace pose

The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their webcam for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.

I've never been popular on myspace. Maybe if I do the myspace pose I will finally be accepted for who I am.

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myspace whore

(noun): A person who signs onto myspace whenever they have free time. They change their pictures every three or so days. If their pictures don't instantly have 490 comments on their new pictures, they post several bulletins stragticlly saying, "<b>NEW PICZZZZ! COMMENT PLZZZZ!!!</b>" This is also true for if they don't get 670 regular comments every time they sign on. To be a myspace whore, you have to have <i>at least</i> 1500 friends.

Believed to have derived from the word whore. People <i>very cleverly</i> added the word myspace in front of it. This phrase originated between 2003 and 2005.

OMG, Stacey is such a myspace whore! She posts bulletins like every five minutes! She must have atleast three thousand friends she doesn't even know!

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Myspace Whore

not what most people have said.
A person who spends a lot of time on myspace, but while on there, posts bulletins and sends messages to other people telling them to add so and so, and the person they're 'whoring' does the same for them.

Person 1: Whore me? I have 5k friends!
Person 2: Ok, just click my button and whore me too!

Whoring Bulletin:
Add Sam! She's super hot!
She comments!
(Persons Pic Here)

Thats what a myspace whore does.

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Myspace Makeover

Much like a home makeover, but for your myspace. May include such additions as pictures, blogs, backgrounds, videos, and other Myspace jargon. A Myspace makeover is much larger than a simple myspace update and is usually done less than once every 3 months.

I haven't updated my Myspace in months. I think its time for a Myspace Makeover.

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myspace friend

A person who you consider a friend but do not really know them at all. Sort of like your mllionth friend on myspace.

I don't really know john, he's just my myspace friend

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MySpace Gangsta

A person who for one reason or another projects his/her "toughness" (gangsta) over MySpace in an attempt to intimidate another person.

MySpace version of a "Telephone Tough Guy"

Jon: "Listen up you punk bitch, When I see you I am gonna fuck your world up"

Dave: "Whatevea man you aint gon do shit... you just a MySpace gangsta"

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myspace fake

someone who creates a myspace profile, steals, usally a hot emo kids pictures, then he goes on friendstorm, adds a ton of friends, searchs through his friendlist, finds hot chicks,
talks to them.and trys to get them to send him naked pictures.
simple way to prevent this is photoshop your friend id to your pictures.

myspace Fake- hey your cute= you should send me naughty pictures=
hot emo girl- hey i know your fake. you stole those pictures from will!
myspace fake- im not a fake hes a fake!
hot emo girl- fine make me a myspace sign, and i will belive you.
myspace fake- ....(deletes girl, and finds another to trick).

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