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my bro's would never hit you up

yes they will!

ex bf: my bro's would never hit you up
me: sit and watch babe

by im.tired January 12, 2023

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

by satanisalesbian November 1, 2020

211๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesnโ€™t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by October 31, 2020

105๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


I ainโ€™t never seen two pretty best friends

Itโ€™s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿฅ˜
U think itโ€™s a regular tiktok but u canโ€™t escape him

Friend 1: I ainโ€™t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : itโ€™s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I canโ€™t escape it

by Henuttedinmysock November 2, 2020

86๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is

Read the first 2 words

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck November 7, 2021

29๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


once you go black you'll never go back

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".

"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong itโ€™s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. Thatโ€™s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."

by byfron March 15, 2018

86๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


you're too late, you'll never find 'em now

A prominent phrase said by Swiper the Fox in almost every episode of the hit cartoon "Dora the Explorer". He steals the goods from Dora and Boots and says this.

Heh, heh, heh. You're toooo late, you'll never find your backpack now. {He then throws the backpack into bushes, then runs the opposite direction. I wonder what his motive is, I mean come on. And same thing with the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

32๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž