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daddy tax

The portion of a child's meal, Halloween candy, video game time, etc. that a father rightly takes as his own, mostly because you wouldn't be there without him. This particularly applies to things that your father buys for you - because there's no such thing as a free lunch, and life is hard, so you better get used to it.

My kids came home from their Halloween trick-or-treating, and as they sorted through the candy, I took all of their Reese's Peanut Butter cups as daddy tax.

by jammele June 17, 2008

95๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddy Cakes

"Daddy Cakes" was originally coined by two Dad's having fun for breakfast with their kids, family, and friends - it snowballed from there and they left their corporate jobs to make "Daddy Cakes" available to everyone. They trademarked the term "Daddy Cakes" and created Daddy Cakes International, LLC based in Newport Beach, California. They have a super cool line of baked goods mixes for todays generation, and sell housewares, apparel, and accessories. Most of their products are of limited release as they want their customers to have a somewhat unique experience. As far as I know, they are the one, the original, and only "Daddy Cakes" so it's a totally legit brand.

1) Check out her top, it's from Daddy Cakes. 2) That "Daddy Cakes" cupcake belt is da bomb! 3) These "Daddy Cakes" taste awesome! 4) Liberal Kansas enjoyed "Daddy Cakes" during International Pancake Day

by Jilly G April 2, 2008

128๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddy Kink

Daddy kink

โ€˜Fuck me harder daddyโ€™ she says because she has a daddy kink

by November 26, 2021

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Daddy

You Daddy, or You Daddies are used in lieu of money in childish bets, and are used as a response to a question, whenever the winner of the bet decides.

George: Hey phil, I want that "You Daddy" you owe me.

Phil: Do you really have to do this in front of my mother?

George: Hey Phil, Who has the cock that you crave the most?

Phil: You, Daddy...

by YouDaddyMaster May 9, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


daddy's daughter

alternate form of the saying "daddy's little girl" but with clever alliteration.

The girl's daddy is essentially whipped and will do anything for his daughter and is oftentimes super protective. He will buy expensive clothes, cars, and jewelry, beat up ex-boyfriends, and take the daughter's side in any argument.

Rob: Man, I really wanna get with that Mandy chick.

Big: Yeah, too bad she's daddy's daughter, you got a long way to go bro...

by hanaimright February 25, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cum Daddy

A male partner that does what it takes by hand, mouth, voice or penis, to have his partner have multiple orgasms.

My Cum Daddy always gets me up, and never let's me down.

by Ironfireman December 6, 2008

51๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


daddy's kitten

a girl who enjoys being talked to like a little baby and it VERY cute and VERY sensitive. Love cuddles and kisses and stuffies.

You're daddy's kitten!

by bbygurrrl March 12, 2015

42๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž