jsa work

a way to cover up your secretive masterbation when someone calls.

Guy: (one hand on phone. Other hand choking the chicking) Hi mom
Mom: (calling)what are you doing?
Guy: JSA work
Mom: Dont forget to email it to Chirs when your done
Guy: (looks down) I won't

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Crowd work

-To punch and or kick people standing in the crowd while moshin at a hardcore show.

-To work the crowd.

This almost always is follwed by a fight started by the emo or goth who is afraid to get hit and lashes out when they get rolled on

I was moshin at the zyq hatebreed show and felt the need to do crowd work on all the emos and faggots just standing around dreaming about hot topic. I think i broke someones brain when i spinkicked there face.

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God's Work

to go above and beyond what is required

aka Chick-Fil-A workers

becky: the lady at chick-fil-a gave me a free milkshake
bailey: they're doing God's work

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work of art

someone who stands out from everyone, different, sometimes to the extreme.

Girl 1: I just slept with my bestfriends boyfriend, god it was good!!

Girl 2: You're a work of art you know that?

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Road work

I bet you came here for a real answer... well oops too bad ur about to get this one. Road work is something that roads should do. road work ahead? Ah yeah! I sure hope it does if u quote vines as often as I do then good for u

Guy :road work ahead? Ah yeah! I sure hope it does!

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yard work

Time spent maintaining the pubic region either by waxing or shaving. Mostly in females, however, not unheard of in male pornstars or gay men.

Rachael's exemplary yard work was noticed by all at the beach.

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Charity Work

When you sleep with women so unattractive you are doing a service to not only them, but to the world.

Dude, that girl i banged last night was hideous. I have good karma now because I clearly did charity work.

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