When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.
" Mamma, Father Raul made me do the Jewish Rafiel dis' mornin'. "
You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.
Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.
The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"
"I don't fucking care"
When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
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Someone who is a jew and lived in the ww2 times
Back in the jewish cameron days my stepmum fucked me