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Jerk handle

like a dildo, it is a long narrow instrument used to masterbate in either the ass or the vagina

you gotta stick a cock up your ass mate, and make a jerk handle out of it

by a_big_bunghole February 19, 2011


fucking jerk

a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously

right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker

by maryuwandpets May 15, 2021


motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb

payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk

by graysonmiller April 14, 2017


muffin jerk

Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.

Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"

Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"

Man 1- "Awesome"

by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014


Sulky jerk

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.

Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.

by agreenssfan February 15, 2017


Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 16, 2003

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jerk dick

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

by steel julian April 5, 2005

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