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To be awesome at life - at least, thinking that you are while sheep question your status.
"Nah, man, I won't take advice from you - I only congregate with lions."
huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.
you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.
When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
when a couple has sex they pass a lit joint to each-other last one burned wins the right to scream like a lion a dope lion
Same thing as a Ditch Tiger: a stray or feral cat. There are still some states that have open season on Field Lions.
Pull over! I think I see a ditch tiger, hand me my rifle. Them dern field lions are somethin... they multiply like skeeters.
A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.
That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.
What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.