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A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won
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Achieve two mutually exclusive objectives at the same time, especially in a selfish manner.
Reneé wants to have it both ways—by having her boyfriend to live with her. It involves paying on all her bills (instead of their bills) and pay child support on their daughters.
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American military slang: to commence hostilities against an adversary.
After the enemy squad failed to halt their advance on our position, Lt. Johnson shouted "Let 'em have it", and we had to open fire.
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While on your back, multiple jerkoff ejaculations in a short period of time onto your chest thus blanketing yourself with a thick white coating.
Optional additional action
1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.
2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.
Alan might be at work but he's still having a Snow Day.
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This is what people say in order to not have sex with a person from the feminism race
Feminist:hey have sex with me I’m 780 pounds
Normal guy: no sorry I Have Aids
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when you have cancer you have cancer :D
You i have cancer.
see it's easy to use it
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A phrase that originally started from popular website "WordswithMeaning!" which implies the person believes the thing said is meaningful in some way.
Tinfoil hat man 1: Bro, I reckon the economic crisis is some bullshit that the government made up to put the prices up
Stupid friend: Yeah man, These Words have meaning!
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