slacker notes

When in class looking like you’re taking notes but you’re dozing on purpose. Not like Sleep notes, where you fall asleep while trying to take notes. With Slacker notes you have no intention of taking notes, just catching up on sleep.

Bro, Professor Smith is so boring, I just take slacker notes.

Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.

Lets van note in that truck bed

Noted

One of the first few memes of 2021. Its lifetime overlapped with the guy looking back gif and the anime guy realizing something horrible gif from the end of 2020. This meme is a Madagascar penguin taking notes in his notebook.

this meme is probably outdated by the time you are reading this.
Noted.

Noted

Already forgotten, bitch.

Andrew says: haha ok noted :)

Noted

To watch gay porn and to take notes on the parts that make you feel the most pleasure. You jork your meat as well

I noted this weekend with my girlfriend. I'm gay now.

Noted

To take notes or to keep a thought when you feel a great sexual pleasure.

Friend #1... "Dude did you see that guys ass!? It was humongous!"

Friend #2... "Noted..."

Buster Note

A note written by Buster Hanson, often to Bryant Hollifield. (Buster is Emily Hanson's dog) He tells Emily what he wants to say and then Emily writes it on a Post-It-Note and shows it to Bryant. Buster does this because he is deaf.

Buster: (looking at Emily as if writing a note) Hey buddy, you want to play fetch?

Emily: Hey honey, Buster wrote this. He wants you to play fetch with him.

Bryant: (dictating to Emily what is being said back) I will play fetch with you. Sounds fun!

Buster: Thanks, you're the best friend a dog could have! Woof!!

Emily: Oh, that's sweet. He really loves you.

Bryant: He may be deaf, but his Buster Note was cool!