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A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
God damn Ocean Township traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!
The moist effervesant cream of the ocean, more commonly known sea foam.
And I do like ocean cream I just don't crave it or want it a lot
When she’s got a nice ass but her pussy smells like fish
In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean
New slang for the sexual position of 69 with the woman on top and she has a squirting orgasm on the bottom partner’s face.
My girlfriend gave me cake by the ocean last night and I’m not sure if I’m gonna get my room deposit back.
a song that is dirtier than you may think (or thought)
'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
Has the same meaning as the "oh sh*t" bar in vehicles... only it's the "cleaner" version.
"As my brother slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the turtle in the road, I grabbed the ocean bar."
"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."
We've done four already but now we're steady
And then they went: One, two, three, four"
Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain
Hitting on the moonshine, rocking in the grain
Got no time to pack my bags, my foots outside the door
I got a date, I can't be late, for the high hopes hailla ball, uh uh, uh uh, yeah
Singing to an ocean, I can hear the ocean's roar
Play for free, I play for me and play a whole lot more, more!
Singing about the good things and the sun that lights the day
I used to sing on the mountains, has the ocean lost its way
I don't know, oh oh, yeah'
Ooh, yeah
Sitting round singing songs 'til the night turns into day
Used to sing about the mountains but the mountains washed away
Now I'm singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart
She is only three years old and it's a real fine way to start
Oh yeah!
It sure is fine!
Ah blow my mind!
When the tears are goin' down!
Yeah! Yeah, yeah
Oh so, oh so, oh so good!
Oh so good!