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National throw your friend named Ian down a flight of stairs
Person: it’s october 27th...
Ian: Shit
You can smack your best friend
I smacked my best friend on October 27
The last day of October celebrated by the lowest of all IQs.
mother: happy october 32
you: big brain
It’s a date guys make up so they don’t fail no nut november
Guy 1: “i just busted the fattest nut”
Guy 2: “you already failed no nut november?”
Guy 1: no it’s October 32”
national gods your gf day !!!!!!
hey today october 16 it’s
national kiss your gf day
the biggest Hamilton and Fnaf fans were born
person a: yo who’s that?
person b: oh don’t talk to them. They were born on october 4
October 22nd is international hate Sara day !
— I hate Sara.
— Me too! Happy October 22nd!