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Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.
John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fire proof.
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The thing that scares you awake in school.
Little boy: ZZZZZZZZ
Fire alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Little boy: Oh shit
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Used as an interjection. Tells the subject he/she a)Is moving too quickly, b)Has gone too far in speech or action and needs to "back up" or c)Has breached the TMI rule and divulged something inappropriately personal.
Larry: Beth is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think I'm going to ask her to marry me. Will you help me look for a ring?
Danny: Fire The Retros! You met this girl like six weeks ago. Slow down you moron.
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Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
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Used to denote the magnitude of desire to perform an activity or to describe an activity in an informal environment.
Dude, I wanna go shred like a bitch on fire!
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What a Smash Bros fan’s tears are made out of
“All Fire Emblem reps are the same.”
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V. To express derogatory statements to an individual; Common in Ebonics. To insult another individual deserving of it.
"Boy hell naw I'm bout to fire up yo Woopie Goldberg black lip headass!"
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