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in a emo type state but not really wanted to black your eyes or cut your wrist
Captin! Every time I crunch I get Emo-Sized because I know I'm getting fat then my girlfriend won't love me anymore! Now I just sit in my room in darkness crying listening to Hawthorn Heights, and then someone calls and I seem to be fine.
A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.
Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle
Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.
Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!
person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
A YouTuber that make videos about Minecraft and other stupid stuff
I watch pint size Jedi on YouTube
Means you about the size of 1 adult Lizzo.
I wanna lose weight by the summer, Been Lizzo-sized since about last year.
A BO SIZE is when a SIZE is longer and harder than the universe itself.