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The after-effects of a skittery shit post-curry eating. The skin around the anus becomes hot and nippy. The sufferer feels extreme fear of the pain if they need to revisit for a second round of skitters.
Man has just left local curry house and has partaken a VERY hot Vinda Loo! He has been in the loo for about half an hour and shouts to his wife "I'm neva goin Indian again i have a ring of fire!!!"
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As seen in the 2007 movie “Live Free or Die Hard”. A Fire Sale is an assault against the United States’ government, transportation, and economy by computer hackers. Much like the more common term meaning "everything must go." Any and all computer-based systems are the objective and would destroy the modern day life of America.
The term "fire sale" is used to describe a hypothetical attack by computer hackers on vital networks. (Wikipedia)
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Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.
John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fire proof.
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Used as an interjection. Tells the subject he/she a)Is moving too quickly, b)Has gone too far in speech or action and needs to "back up" or c)Has breached the TMI rule and divulged something inappropriately personal.
Larry: Beth is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think I'm going to ask her to marry me. Will you help me look for a ring?
Danny: Fire The Retros! You met this girl like six weeks ago. Slow down you moron.
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The thing that scares you awake in school.
Little boy: ZZZZZZZZ
Fire alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Little boy: Oh shit
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What a Smash Bros fan’s tears are made out of
“All Fire Emblem reps are the same.”
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Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
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