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A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.
Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.
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A male has sex with a female. After he is ready to orgasm, he pulls out and orgasms all over the female's face, grabs a handful of her pubic hair, tears it out from her mons, and sprinkles them on top of the semen.
I came all over her face, then gave her an Alaska Dan to top it off.
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Famous Jazz guitarist from america. Most well known for his hit song, The Water's Rising
Dan Rose plays such jazzy licks
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A wild man that eats face when kisses you, enjoys slippery surfaces, dosent like to be seperated from lover, Loves to try to impress girls by jumping over things, feeds his cat, bipolar.
That man was a dan ord. the way he fed his cat orange peels.
A "slutty dan" is a dad/father figure who finds an affair with another woman other than his wife.
See cheater, liar, or slut.
"Where's your husband been all these nights?"
"I kicked him out. He was a slutty dan."
Who built your extension? It looks like a Dan Biddlecombe job.