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Dennis Jones

Main homophobic and obsessive compulsive character in the story entitled "Life with Dave Humphrey." His stubborn mannerisms and the fact that he knows absolutely nothing about anything makes him both loveable and obnoxious, but mainly obnoxious.

When someone says something extremely innappropriate or completely out of context because they had a lapse in judgement due to their mind drifting off, one may say, "Looks like I pulled a Dennis Jones!"

by Toccoa July 4, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alex Jones

Alex Jones is the American journalist who created the infowars media company. He is know for delivering an uncensored, unfiltered dose of testosterone widely misunderstood by the mainstream. Sheeple have reported trauma, self doubt and man-bun remorse after hearing his broadcasts. this is a common reaction to hearing the truth after a lifetime of communist subversion and brainwashing.

โ€œWhy did they kick Alex Jones off YouTube?โ€
โ€œBecause he hurts their narrative by dropping truth bombsโ€

by Dr.Roostertail November 27, 2020

55๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


jim jones

Tight rapper with some crazy/mad skillz. (Represents Dipset)

"Since I made a gang of bucks
No, i aint been hangin much
Still slide through, fly coops
And the chains is plush
Keep the bang in tuck
In case i gotta bang a fuck
CUZ WE CERTIFIED GANGSTERS"

-certified gangsters

by Da greatest July 28, 2004

234๐Ÿ‘ 282๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ryan Jones

thicc ass, but a thiccer DICK a real romancer and great dancer/ come shake that ass bbbaaaaabbbbyyyyyyy

"Did you see that guy in those tight pants"
"yeah that was a real Ryan Jones a$$"

by ryanslover69_420 May 8, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christmas Jones

A fetish or act of sexual deviance so abhorrent that the participant only indulges once a year.

Kenny would pay a hooker to beat him and make him cry during sex for his Christmas Jones. He'd then spend the next six months feeling guilty followed by a quick transition into six more months of anticipation.

by Regualr Vander September 22, 2011

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Robot Jones

Robot Jones is a really robot on Cartoon Network. It was cancelled because no one liked it much.

Robot Jones is so cute.

by Danielle October 12, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


phone jones

Someone who loves to talk on da phone

Steve has been on the phone for three hours he really got a phone jones

by dogmeatz January 18, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž