Blast a Deuce

Take a dump

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!

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Deuce Hole

Toilet, Crapper, John, Restroom etc.

We can go take team dumps in the deuce hole

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Deuce Toss

V.
1. To toss a turd.
2. To burn someone. (diss)
3. To fuck up.

"shut your shit or I'll deuce toss you!"

"Now, that's how you deuce toss someone!"

"Way to deuce toss all night!"

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flippin the deuce

Just the classic peace sign.

They saw her flippin the deuce while making her exit.

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Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

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urinal deuce

You know how #1 goes in the urinal and #2 goes in the toilet well, a urinal deuce is when someone #2s inside a urinal.

Urinal deuce

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facebook deuce

The act of surfing facebook while going number 2.

bro, give me my laptop I gotta take a facebook deuce

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