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pay the bills online

The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.

Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."

by Secret TM December 14, 2016

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Dungeon Fighter Online

Yet another crapfest brought to you by the 'wonderful' makers of Nexon. Dungeon Fighter Online, known as DFO in abbreviated form, is a 2D side scroller beat 'em up.

You know, like Final Fight.

The game takes place in Arad, and its intro sequence seems to show that you're playing in a post apocalyptic world.

DFO was first released in Korea, and has recently been released in America. You hotkey your skills to attack, as would be expected.

You do not allocate your stats yourself, but instead only control your skill points in an attempt to make a good build.

Much to the game's genre, the graphics are intentionally nostalgic and you'll remember how you spent all of your wage at the arcade.

The game isn't bad, however. Some of its pros are that it is free to play, fast paced, and it -is- nostalgic.

However, this is outweighed by the cons of the game.

1. No free customization of sprite.
2. Repetitive.
3. Five classes, mostly gender bound.

Slayer -- Guy with a demon hand. Damage class.
Fighter -- Seemingly the "tank" of this game.
Gunner -- "Ranger". Good at ranging, sucks at anything within melee range.
Mage -- Self explanatory. Really powerful spells. Lowest amount of HP.
Priest -- Wait, what? This... is a melee class. You hit the enemy with a giant cross.

There are 4 possible job advancements per class.

If you're looking for a game in which you could experience a little nostalgia, it -might- be worth your time.

"There was a new game released by Nexon, 'Dungeon Fighter Online'. Have you tried it?" - Nexon Fan 1
"Yes. I felt like I was playing a game from ten years ago..."
"So... is that a good or a bad thing?" - Nexon Fan 2
"Dunno. It's not horrendous, but I don't think I'll be putting much time into it." - Nexon Fan 1

by Auro November 10, 2009

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Pulse Radio Online

Online Radio, with live studio webcam, amazing flash chat box, Large fan base,Dj's from around the world, also request box so you choose the music :D

www.pulseradioonline.net

Check it out!!

are you going to be in pulse radio online chat room tonight?
whos on air?
Knocker and smokey..

by Knocker-Lee July 23, 2008

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online dating service

A place where ugly/desperate men go to pick up women.

Sonny couldnt score in real life so he decided to try an online dating service after being turned down by women. Sadly he was rejected there too. Final resort after being dumped on myspace, caught busted lying about income, basically made a fool of to every woman and the last resort.

by BendOva October 1, 2007

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The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.

Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.

by Dovahkin June 15, 2012

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online gamer douch

anybody who goes online (xbox or ps3) and is more about winning than having fun which is the point of video games.

Online Gamer Douch: WTF did you just steal my kill u noob.
Me: Relax its just a game have fun
OGD: Na man i go pro
Me: You get paid for this
OGD: No noob I pro means i play just to win not 4 fun
Me : Your a tool
OGD: That it im fileing a complaint

by epicfritos1991 March 27, 2011

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indecisive online voting

Most people expect that voting twice (once voting negatively and once voting positively) will do nothing to the overall fractions of the thumbs down and thumbs up, when in fact, it shrinks the fraction of the positive thumbs up over the total thumbs.

Really? That douchebag reduced your overall percentage of thumbs ups by indecisive online voting? (Ex. 75/100=.75
76/102=.74509.....)

by Wozniakick November 7, 2010

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