wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax

Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.

Wax the cane

To tug on your meat

I’m going home to wax the cane

Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

wax the beaver

wax or trim the male genitalia.

Want me to wax the beaver for you?

Wax Mouth

The throat forms a "wax" like build-up, causing minor-mild loss of taste. This irritation is caused mainly by giving a male felacio, or "blow-jobs".

She can't taste hot food due to her wax mouth.

Wax Trippin

1. noun. a term that typically refers to the practice of manipulating vinyl records, specifically using turntables and a mixer to create unique and creative soundscapes by scratching, cutting, looping, and blending different records together in real-time. It is a technique commonly used by DJs, particularly in the Hip-Hop music genre, to create dynamic and engaging live performances.

2. verb. “Wax” is a colloquial term for vinyl records; “Trippin'” refers to the psychedelic and experimental nature of the soundscapes that can be created through this technique.

3. adjective. In relation to something appearing visceral.

Eg: “She’s out here Wax Trippin.”