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When someone cant open a soda and they ask you to do it, you open it really fast in one quick motion, hand it to them, then say "thats how you beast open a soda!"
Rob: "Thats how you beast open a soda!"
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Open na noor.. OPEN nA NOOR!... Open na noor 😢
Open na noor: Why wont you answer?
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A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.
Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...
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A special, open-faced burger served on a sesame seed bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Open Sesame Burger, you should try it!"
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When a gay man busts his thick bussy open
Bust that bussy open grandpa, hug me brotha!!
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While at the office, casually walk over to a co-worker as if you have important news. When their guard is down, drop trousers, and in one motion, spread your ass-cheeks as far as possible with your hands and bend over releasing pure gasseous matter directly into the unsuspecting victims face. AKA: OBH (open butthole fart)
I couldn't believe it when Josh open-anus farted right in the middle of the office. His ass was right in my face.
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She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.
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