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An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
When you dress up as a pancake and throw yourself on your partner after drenching them in syrup. HAve fun cleaning that shithe out of your hair.
"i didnt realize u were talking abt the restaurant and i thought 'denny's pancakes' was some sort of sex term"
very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.
"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.
Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.
Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...
Dude, this plane is crowded and I'm not going to sit next to fatty pancakes over there.
When someone keeps rambling on about things you don't know about.
First Person: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Second Person: I have no idea what your talking about, you're flippin' pancakes, so here's a picture of a bunny with a stack of pancakes on his head.
A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.
Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.
Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!