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Paradox Gamer

1. A superior kind of bigot, that likes to play Paradox Interactive games, such as Hoi4, CK3 or EU4. Usually also a war criminal.

OH BOY!, I'm tired of those damm Paradox Gamers saying the N-word on the voice chat. I'm sure they want to do a genocide some day!

by Yo_Mama_XIIV July 13, 2023


Steiger Paradox

In the board game Monopoly when you are at jail and try to get the free parking but missing it. You end up landing on go to jail sending you to the beginning of the process. This will continue until you eventually hit free parking getting all the money in the pot.

Anton- YES!!! I finally got free parking $800 from the pot coming my way!
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.

by The lil nazi bear that could February 8, 2011


chick fil a paradox

only wanting the most addictive chicken on Sundays THE ONLY DAY COU CANT GET IT

GUY: BRO CAN WE GET CHICK FIL A

FRIEND: NAH YOU GOT THE CHICK FIL A PARADOX BUD

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022


Defunct-enterprises-paradox

When a brand and or organization offers a service and or offering publicly and or privately and everyone thinks they offer a service or offering and then when trying to use the enterprise and or service offering there's missing input requirements which were thus otherwise unplanned for which is mostly a perspective and or viewpoints analysis, which results in the inability to use the services and or offerings. otherwise something goes wrong.

"Did you get any Defunct-enterprises-paradoxes when trying to contact those government and or private sector enterprises regarding what work and leisure activities facilitation you needed done that you couldn't facilitate yourself?" P2 "Why yes, I did, Every time", "And then I complained on multiple occasions, to multiple branches and or sub trenches of supposed service providers" , "And do you think they fixed it?, "Nooooo" , JGD, "Otherwise create your own subversion setting requirement, using your own resources or personal;".

by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024


Bootstrap Paradox

It's when Peter has 2 skins and Rodney has 0

I was having such a good night with Rodney and Peter until a Bootstrap Paradox

by NotPeter69 February 18, 2024


The "Verbel" Paradox

When a woman gets absolutely no dick and is also a Karen.

Oh look at Nitsan, she has the "Verbel" paradox, lets all laugh.

by Aldwin7777 September 10, 2022


Digsby's Paradox

The inherent contradiction that exists in an Eastern European Muslim - caused by the conflict between the islamic aversion to alcohol, nicotine, and sexual promiscuity, and the Eastern European ego need for such things.

Richard: Hey why does Andrew Tate smoke cigars, drink alcohol, and fuck random women? Isn't he a muslim?
Joseph: It's Digsby's Paradox, bro.

by Dr. Digsby April 17, 2024