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Cracked up tv show about a stupid 10 year old kid and his equally cracked up "God Parents" who grant his every wish. Of course he wishes for fun and adventure every episode. I dont know about you but I would wish for Jessica Simpson as my love slave. That would be all the fun and adventure that I would ever need. I'd also wish for world domination and a jet pack. If you ask me that kid is pretty retarded.
Typical episode.
Timmy: DO0DZ GIVE ME DA SMARTZZ!
Wanda: DAT NOT GOOD IDEA!!11!!ONE!
Cosmo: I LUV DICKZ!!!
Wanda: *THWACK*
Cosmo: *insert unfunny line and joke used 5 times earlier here*
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The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.
Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.
My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.
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what "Fairly Odd-Parents" is referred to by avid fans of Catdog
a prime example of this would be a 30-year-old man named Waggytoon
...in fact, he's the ONLY example.
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gay tv show that gets replayed way too much. very annoying jokes that are used like 5 times. VERY annoying cracked up voices and really ugly drawings.
Cosmo: EEE GAHD!! but I LIKE DOGS!
Me. STFUUUU!!!!
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A neo-generation of white people (male and female) 13-28 who wear flat-billed hats, diamond stud earrings, baggy and sagging pants, and cut off tanktops. Their definition is coined by their common and excessive complaining about their parents whom are likely trying to help them. They can be seen listening to Mac Miller, Asher Roth, MGK, Drake, Lil' Wayne, and the like. They're frequent marijuana users and also likely smoke. Often seen in Pontiac Grand Ams/ Grand Prixs from the years 1997 to 2008, The typical "Mah Parents" Kid has likely replaced the stock speakers with an aftermarket JBL sound kit that their parents bought for them.
Logan: Hey man did you see that "Mah Parents" Kid in there?
Cody: Yeah he was buying the new Wiz Kahlifa album with the money his parents gave him to pay for lunch.
Logan: Yeah sounds about right.
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The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.
My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.
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An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.
Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met
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