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She has no ass
Flatty patty Patricia claims she's got ass but clearly she doesn't
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when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...
AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !
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When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin
Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold
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A promise that every year on Saint Patrick's Day two or more friends will go on a walk while smoking a cigarette, even if they loathe one and other they must do this.
This is almost like a task to those who take the oath.
Friend:"Are you and -insert name- going to follow through with the St. Patty's Day Pact?"
Me:"We hate each other, but it has to be done."
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a fat blunt or joint shared on St. Patty's Day!
On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.
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New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.
"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."
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An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"