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pencil wenis

an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth

OMG his pencil wenis barely registered!!!

by ex-hole July 4, 2009


Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”

by Jeremayne October 3, 2023


pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.

I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.

by Helios8170 November 22, 2018


Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023


romanian pencil technique

The process of pulling the females pants and (or) leggings and take the end of a pencil where the eraser is and slowly rubbing it on the thigh/vaginal area

“During art class I saw a boy giving the Romanian pencil technique to one of the thots when the teacher wasn't looking!”

by lilqdawwgg February 21, 2020


Good point pencil tip

When somebody makes a valid point that you didn’t think of before you let them know they made a good point by saying “Good point pencil tip!”. Or you can shorten it with GPPT.

Jimmy: Man these noobs keep camping in call of duty
Lane: The map requires stealth, you can’t just run around like a chicken with its head cut off
Jimmy: GOOD POINT PENCIL TIP!

by Lecrae116 August 31, 2020


Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.

1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!

by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020