The thingy my daddy has that he makes me touch :)
Dad: Timmy, come touch my penis.
Boy: Ok daddy.
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the thing that dangles between a mans legs
Person 1-hey whats that thing that dangles between a mans legs?
Person 2-that would be a penis
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A different way of calling someone a dick.
Jon launches a potato cannon straight at Jim's nuts
Jon: "O, yea dewd! U just got pooped on! Got it on video too! Straight 2 youtube!
Jim: "WTF MAN? Not only did you just crush my balls, but now you're going to humiliate me too? Stop being such a penis!!!"
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A body part where females give pleasure to.
boy:"suck my 'penis' bitch"..
girl:"okay sir"
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1) A man's pride.
2) A woman's husband's pride
3) Your dad's pride
4) Your son's pride
5) Your neighbor's pride
6) Your uncle's pride
7) Your granddad's pride
8) Your grandson's pride
9) Your pride
Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.'
Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?'
Father-'No'
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A boy has a PENIS but a girl has a VAGINA
Donas has a big penis!!!!!
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B movies so laughably bad that they reek of dick, usually found in Walmart's bargain bin (Penis Bin).
Snakes on a Plane is so penis.
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