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pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018


Pinch & Roll

Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.

I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!

by IHeardTheHerd May 12, 2023


Pinche madre

word in Spanish
is used to curse a situation

example: you break a plate and you say pinche madre

by DA02 November 19, 2018


Pinch Test

A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts

Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest

The use the reading in mm to determine the density

5cm or more = very full breasts

4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging

2.5cm = deflated

2cm = empty
1.5cm = skin bags

1cm = completely flat

.5cm = unbelievably empty

Less than .5cm = totally ruined

Test your breast density with this pinch test

by The Milk Man Cometh August 10, 2024


pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.

Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.

by caffeinated_sloth June 19, 2023


Nut pinch

The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts

Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”

Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”

Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022


nut pinch

When a man or she males underwear pinches they're testicals.

In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"

by Kawasaki530 February 19, 2014