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Thottie pocket

A girl that is a big thot and always all about spending your money.

Boii you back with that thottie pocket?

by Cedric1998 January 18, 2018


Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something

Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)

by UglyBagel May 20, 2021


pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.

Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 25, 2018


couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 17, 2014


Pocket-tizer

When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.

Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.

by FunkyValleyMom August 8, 2018


pocket download

(v.) to steal something

Hey man, I thought you didn't have enough money for that new game.

I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.

by grundle bees February 23, 2016


pocket bones

A fat cock.

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.

by Spifk December 16, 2010