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A long hard sausage, normally served as a main course to women at a dinner party. Serves 10.
You want some of that Polish Panis bitch?
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The act of losing the penis inside a hairy woman's tight vagina possibly causing a severe rash.
Fuck she just gave me a polish grinder
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In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.
W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.
A: So you're net long 0 shares.
W: ... ... ... Doh!
A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
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An eastern european affectionate term for budgie smugglers
Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"
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Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look
u know those polished sausages at costco ya that
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1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.
2. Artificial lubricant.
1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!
2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
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The ground level room(s) of a split-level house. Not to be confused with the actual below-grade basement.
You want my parents to sleep in the Polish Basement?
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