the pork and beans

The art of putting your dick and balls up someone's ass

''Hey man can you give me the pork and beans I'm really stressed".

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Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

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porked out

To get to much dick

I'm so porked out

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Pork Powder

Powdered pork snack, marketed with the Transformers spin-off characters such as "Optipork Prime" and "Megatrough".
Designed to be consumed with water leaving a pork like taste in the mouth without having to consume actual meat.

"Mmm, it's like I'm eating a big pork chop, you gotta love this pork powder!"

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pork swordsman

A term you use to describe a sex act carried out on a pig (either living or dead) by a leading public figure.

"That's a fine display of pork swordsmanship, Prime Minister!".

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Knawing Pork

The act of eating. Verb

telephone call
'What are you doing?'

Not much, just got back from Knawing Pork at IHOP with the wife and ready to house some beers.

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Pork Barrel

A term for funds given to lawmakers for their districts to enjoy.
But some, never gave the fund on them, they relied on a certain Chinese-Tausug woman to launder the bucks.
2 of them are actors, another an old fossil.

Pork Barrel is so much, Bong was put in jail.

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