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Hoser Poser

any fucker who acts like they from Canadia, but they aint so fuck them. kinda like hockey hoser

You ain't no Hoser, eh! You're not from Toronto, eh! You ain't never been to Moosejaw, or Moosehead, or Moosefactory, eh! You couldn't find Regina on a map, eh! So what the fuck is a "Frobisher Bay", eh?!

by SLEEZ [MOD GRAFFIX KREW 2K4] December 22, 2004

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swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.

Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

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Car Poser

when two faggots make sexy time in the back of there Dads Prius

Me and Kevin did a car poser last night

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019


NASCAR poser

A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)

Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!

by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022


Narc poser

1) A guy/girl posing as a narc.
2) A guy/girl who's both a narc and a poser.

1) Nobody would pose as a narc, a narc poser is a narc.
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019


workout poser

someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.

1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."

by kid ak August 23, 2014


Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.

Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.

by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017