Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.

I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.

spill your protein powder

To ejaculate

Don't "spill your protein powder" on my bed.

Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.

Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?

Fast powder

Slang for cocaine, originated from Boston, first discovered in Austin Texas.

Yo you got any fast powder? I’m trying to get lit for Timmy’s Bach