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Frances Punch

A sexual act shared between a man and woman. When oral copulation is occurring and the male is about to climax the female simply gives a quick, firm and hard punch straight to the balls. Similar to a donkey punch but given by the female. Proper execution of the Frances Punch involves a slight upper cut so the male doesn't see it coming.

"Oh Baby I'm about to Cum"
Insert a qucik uppercut punch to the balls and the Frances Punch is complete.

by Frances Punch March 19, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

by Punchline67 April 22, 2006

32๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hooker Punch

A delibetrate punch in the ass at the right angle such as to cause a charlie horse.

My whore friend Lacy hooker punched me now I have a limp.

by Cyle Dean October 4, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


gorilla punch

when you are doing a girl up the ass when she is about to cum pull ur dick out and punch her in the stomach and she will shit all over

by j duffman January 28, 2003

85๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pelvic Punch

A devastating sexual maneuver that often leads to catastrophic vaginal failure, second degree concussions, and in rare cases a vegetative state.

Most often delivered by the male, a pelvic punch is the tightening of the groin muscles and genitalia into the resemblance of knuckles on a fist and forcefully gaining entry by lunging one's body in a straight-line motion as to deliver a bone-shattering shock wave of a destructive nature.

It is often used in third world countries as a primitive form of abortion.

1)
Victim: "I had to tell my parents why I'm using crutches today"

Assailant: "You didn't tell 'em I pelvic punched you did you?!"

2)
Patient: "Baby, (followed by a variety of clicks and pops)"

Village Elder: "Pelvic Punch? $3 American."

by The Bunghole-Brothers June 14, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snooki Punch

(SNOOK-EE PUNCH)

A sucker punch administered to a woman.

Did you see Rhianna's face after Chris Brown snooki punched her?

by paulwm January 13, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Punched Lasagna

Fear of a ugly vagina

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž