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An extensive list of chores a man has to do before his wife or girlfriend gives him sex.
Adam: "Did you score last night?"
Jason: "No, I have to do some pussy work before I get some."
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girl- You made the “bomb pussy” list. You’re Jap pussy.
girl 2- wait like Japanese? Jewish Asian Princess pussy?
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When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.
pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.
A person who masters in the art of picking up girls, and eventually sleeping with them.
Matt is an amazing pussy slayer, he's fucking a different girl every night.
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The exact opposite of the phrase "Man up".
Jeff was firing two Benelli M3s at the same time at the shooting range earlier. He needed to "Pussy Down", there wasn't enough manliness at the range for all of us.
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A very dirty filthy smelly vagina that isn't fit for banging
Steve. I'm going to ask jenny out tonight!
Billy. Eweee mate jenny got a rancid pussy, last person to go up her lost a leg to gangrene
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Spousal abuse that involves the vagina
Police officer... How did he assault you
Women... By pussy bullying He pulled my clit like it was a elastic band and pinged it back, then pulled my pubes, then kicked my hole