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A large gathering of rural area teenage children, who group together around pick-up trucks, and continuously do so as they have heart-to-heart conversations about various topics such as, tractors, country singers, and pickup trucks.
Hey look over there! its a redneck roundup!
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1.A race involving lawnmowers instead of cars.
2.A race full of Rednecks
3.A fun entertainment for Rednecks
If I had to choose a celeberty to drive in the Redneck race I would choose Britney.
There are reports of illegal redneck racing in the area.
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Scratches in the paint of a vehicle caused by driving through trees and shrubs, often on 4x4 trails.
Got some bad redneck pinstriping while I was four wheeling in the desert yesterday.
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When you get in the car or truck and your food is cold, so you turn the heater on full blast and hold your food in front of it to heat it up
Matt: I got in the car and my biscuit was frezzeing.
Chris: Mine was too i just used the redneck microwave.
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A stick,brick,or another you put under your back tire of car/truck to substitute for normal brakes.
Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.
Cop: And this Truck had no driver?
Redneck 1: Nope
Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix
Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.
Cop: take it to the shop.
Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?
Redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.
Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
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a 13-19 year old kid preferably wears flannels, wife beaters, dirty white t's, loose jeans,work pants.
sometimes lives or works on a farm. makes homemade things nigger rig also educated doesnt live in shack. spits with mouth closed. owns guns most likely shotguns.
that young redneck kept me up all night shooting that shotgun!
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A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.
...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
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