River Themes

A River Themes is a drink usually made at the end of the night where, those left standing/sober gather all the alcohol they can find that is left and mix it together, generally giving the final product a dark murky look, hence the name, river themes.

It generally tastes disgusting, but hopefully by this time of night you wont be feeling it.

There is almost certainly an extremely high alcohol content, and it should get you very drunk very quickly. If it does not, then you have made the drink incorrectly.

Last night, we were vagely sober and so mixed cider, beer, whisky, WKD and some rum to make a high-content River Themes. This always seems a good idea late at night.

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River Trash

AKA Yinzer. Specifically female native of Pittsburgh. Often found in Pitt malls. Wear absurd amounts of eye shadow and huge hair. Appear trapped in the 80s. Usually ages 12-30. Give of an aura of skankdom.

<me> Holy shit! What is that?
<frat bro> That... is river trash.

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River Dance

The motions a Meth Head would use when trying to stand still. This dance is purely unintentional by the Meth Head and is usually observed in the check out line in Walmart around 3am. The dance is a seris of flailing arms, fidgeting legs, and spastic jaw movements.

Yo dude, go check out the crankenstien in isle 3, he's really doing a river dance.

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Red River

the Red River is wen girl on her period (mostly notisable when the girls dont where a pad/tampon, or are just realy unclean)

wem battling the red river timmy always remember if the river flows red take the dirt track insted

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green river

Same as a donkey punch, except you use a shovel.

Dude! That mouthy bitch is headed for the green river.

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River Rats

A bunch of stupid kids that hang out at Junction 121, get drunk and start fights.

I hate all those river rats taht hang out at junction 121

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River Dance

The interconnected movements that constitute the stereotyped portrayal of a homosexual man dancing.

Alfonsito slapped his man toy Gerardo's buttocks then proceeded to the dance floor ahead only to River Dance the night away.

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