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Usually an early to mid 80's American made vehicle (ie; 1984 Chevy Monte Carlo). Said vehicle is characterized by small, wide wheels that stick out from the fenders. 13 inch rims are most common. The taco rocket is not complete without some or all of the following accessories: Immitation hood scoop (not painted of course) rivited to the hood, multiple fake antennas, carpeted dash board, dingle balls mounted to front top of windshield, CD attached to rearview mirror, crappy do-it-yourself window tint, various decals, including the Virgin Mary, Jesus or the occasional bull. More often than not, the Taco Rocket is a piece of shit, where as the tires/rims are worth more than the entire car. It is not unheard of for a "esse" to buy the tires/rims first, then a car to put them on. There is a variation to the normal Taco Rocket where the car has an elaborate paint job, although the color scheme leaves something to desire such as lime green and copper. In recent years the Taco Rocket phenominum has spread to import cars.
Person A: Goddamn that is one ugly fuckin Taco Rocket!!
Person B: What the fuck was that Vato thinking when he did the paint job!?
Examples of more recent Taco Rockets:
a 1999 Pontiac Firebird Trans-AM WS-6 with hydraulics
a Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 slammed, riding on 13 inch, super wide tires
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when your smashing a bird up the arse and she shits and comes at the same time getting a nasty fucking mess all over your cock and balls
i was smashing the granny out of this bird the other night and she only shit rocketed all over me, went fucking everywhere.
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The Rocket Summer is the alternative rock solo-project of Bryce Avary who is based in Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas. Avary is a multi-instrumentalist, singer-songwriter, and producer. He writes and produces every song on his records, and plays every instrument on them.
Inspired by bands like Archers Of Loaf, Jets To Brazil and Superchunk, he has released four studio albums and several EPs. His most recent release, Of Men and Angels, held the #1 Top Album spot on iTunes upon its release on February 23, 2010. In April 2008, AP Magazine called him one of "100 bands you need to know."
Basically, one of the most talented people ever. Amazing is one of the many words I would use to describe him.
The Rocket Summer Albums:
1999–2003: Self-titled EP
2003–2005: Calendar Days & Hello, Good Friend
2005–2007: The Early Years EP & Do You Feel
2007–present: You Gotta Believe EP, Of Men and Angels, & Of Men and Angels: B-Sides
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1) a sport bike.
2) a male erection.
1) I think i'm gonna save up my money and buy a crotch rocket next summer.
2) I can't stand up until i get rid of this crotch rocket.
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2 1/2 oz. Bacardi 151 rum
1 oz. Tanquerey Gin
1 oz. Smirnoff Vodka
Add ice to a pint glass, add liquor, top off with 7-UP, kiss your ass goodbye
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A nub falling somewhere between the ranks of a nub sauce and a nub cake. Not nearly the ultimate nub of nubs, but is climbing up the ladder of nubism quickly.
Dude, Sully I can't believe you fucked up your myspace bitches rotation, you're such a nub rocket.
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Some people call their dick a rocket.
Guy 1: Dude Lisa sucked my rocket yesterday!
Guy 2: Nice!
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