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A huge hotel room party with people you've never meet
Hey ladies, party in room 2 tonight. Be there
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‘Room tossing’ or room toss is when you and your gang have sex with a girl and just toss her around the room to the next guy
“Hey chad, room toss Alyssa over here!”
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The condition in which you end up with someone in their room (usually during a party where alcohol is involved) and some form of sex is expected to occur. Before you end up in the room loop, you think it's a good idea to have sex with this person, but when you get there you realize how wrong you were. In this no-win situation one of three things happens:
1. You make up a lame excuse about your drunk friend and leave ASAP
2. You start to have sex, change your mind, and leave. Usually results in you earning a reputation as a blue baller
3. You have sex with them because you don't want to piss anybody off and feel like shit about yourself the morning after
You usually have about five seconds to make up an excuse to get out of the situation before it becomes socially awkward to do so later.
Even if you break out of the loop in the first few seconds, you will usually be asked to leave the party.
Christina didn't realize she had gotten herself in the room loop until it was too late to break out of it and ended up having terrible drunken sex with a guy who didn't know her name.
"I almost got stuck in the room loop last night, but I got out of it by pretending my friend had texted me and needed me to buy her a pregnancy test"
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a room designated for the act of making out a party. It is not necciserily private and can often be a communal area with multiple couples.
Basically its the room people refer to when they tell you to "get a room"
the jiggy room is charlotte's room so feel free to go up and make shennanigans if you wish
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A room where lovers meet in privacy.
After dinner, the newlyweds retired to their beau room.
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The Student Room is an online forum for teenagers, primarily, but you'll always find adults who exercise their bragging rights because their little Annabelle or Toby got 14 A*s at GCSE and 4 A*s at A Level, and is going off to Oxbridge. This bragging is omnipresent among students too.
There are many different kinds of forums, ranging from 'I got rejected from Oxford. Am I still special?' to 'My friend got into Teesside and is happy. How do I let her down?'. As demonstrated by these forum names, there is a lot of fapping to Oxbridge and its equivalents, where a common mentality is present, that being 'if you don't get in, you fail at life'.
Politically, it is leftward skewed. Surviving for a day as a righty is impossible, as you are hurled abuse from the left majority, being referred to as more -ists and -phobes than there are made up genders. Consequently, an admin or rep will fish you out of the crowd and shut you down.
Things not to criticise on the Student Room: Islam, Positive Discrimination, Wage Gap *coughs* bullshit *coughs*, Racism against white people (rEVerSEd RaCiSm), feminism, gender being a spectrum, Oxbridge (the OJW (Oxbridge Justice Warriors) will be on your back), Immigration etc.
Typical 'The Student Room' threads and responses:
OP: How do I get into Oxbridge with 7 Bs and 3 As?
Reply: Hahaha you must be joking, try somewhere of your level, maybe Leeds Beckett?
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OP: Anyone going on the Durham open day?
Reply: I got an offer, but I don't need to go as I got an offer from Cambridge instead.
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OP: My RE teacher told us Mohamed married an 8 year old but didn't consummate the marriage. Is she lying?
Reply: Uh no! Islam teaches love and acceptance, and will benefit the western world!
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OP: I think immigration should be stricter as it's not economically sustainable to have open borders.
Reply: XENEPHOBE!!!! AHHHH HOW DARE YOU CRITICSE IMMIGRATION. @cakeinmyface DELETE HIS ACCOUNT NOW, GATHER ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND DESTROY HIM.
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OP: How do I live after a Durham rejection?
Reply: Lol your personal statement must have been proofread by someone at Leicester.
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When a man pins down a woman with his knees on her arms and ejaculates on her face. This in turn only allows the woman to wiggle around to avoid said facial.
Individual #1: Oh man I brought Sarah to the wiggle room last night.
Individual #2: Duuuude... you snag any pictures of that?
Individual #1: ....
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