Sad Balls

A reference to the more popular term, "blue balls" in two ways:
1:When someone is blue they are often said to be sad
2:Your balls will be sad if they do not recieve stimulation to the point of ejaculation. Thus making them sad. Which could also cause you to cry.

Guy:That stupid gf of mine gave me sad balls and it hurts like hell!!!
Girl:I'm still in the room you asshole!!!

Dude 1:Dude she said we were gonna fuck but her parents got home early and I got major sad balls.
Dude2: So what did you do?
Dude1:I fucked her mom instead.

5👍 4👎

Sad person

someone who writes a full essay on urban dictionary about their own name saying how beautiful and blessed and caring they are.

(they are NOT)

a sad person's text:
"Laurel is a beautiful person who may seem a little crazy but she actually cares for you bla bla bla all that crap"

5👍 4👎

Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

83👍 138👎

Sad Boner

Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.

I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.

sad cheekbone

When your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).

“Sorry it’s just myself tonight, Becky couldn’t make it, classic case of sad cheekbone”.

“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”

“She’s dead.”

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.

It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.