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When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
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A group of artists who travel the world. In each hotel they stay in, they remove a painting on the wall and paint their own artwork behind it, then when they are finished they put the painting back on the wall so their own art work is unseen. Then, when the hotel room is redecorated, the picture is taken down and the people are shocked to find another person has painted a fabulous artwork behind it!
Other than this, little is known about the Secret Artist Society.
Person 1: I stayed in the hotel the other night and accidentally knocked a picture off the wall, and there was another painting on the wall behind it!
Person 2: It's time I let you in on a little secret... The Secret Artist Society!
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Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.
Bob: Are the Lakers playing?
Fred: Yes.
Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
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When a girl is in the reverses cowgirl position and starts to defecate onto the guy.
Man did you know Elisabeth is a secret snake pro!?!?
Dude did you know Elisabeth holds the longest secret snake record.
Created by E.W. & T.S. On 6-28-10
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An employee who intentionally goes out of their way to a restroom in the different part of the building to take a dump because they think no one will notice them.
Another secret shitter just went in to stink up our restroom.
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A time where two or more people seperate themselves from a larger group, and tell about something others in the larger group cannot know.
The two girls went to the corner of the room, where the others couldn't hear, to have secret time.
Girl 1: OMG! Did you know that he told me that she told him that I like him!
Girl 2: Why would she do that? The _____! She knows that I'm the one who likes him!!
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