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Self Buffeting

To Kill yourself

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"

by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009


Self-frisk

1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).

2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).

Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!

Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?

Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?

Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*

by SirSpen January 29, 2011


Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.

"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.

by gamesmanner January 10, 2021


Self loader

A guy that secretly nuts in the palm of his hand and eats it.

I think Ian is a self loader. His breath always smells like cum.

by English prostitute April 3, 2022


Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation

Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think

by 11.ask July 17, 2018


Self Torture

The act of harming one's self in a purposefull manner.

Homie:*Opens Warzone#
JDC: That squigga tryna torture theyself!

Self Torture in this example is where Ty is an idiot and is harming his mental health buy being addicted to Call Of Duty: Warzone.

by BlockLegend July 3, 2021


self remittance

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.

Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.

by jeff phillis August 8, 2020