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when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.
It is when the man ejaculates in the mouth of a femal or male so much that she or he is forced to swallow part of the cum shot and chokes a little on the rest of the hot load.
I surprised my girlfriend by not telling her when I was going to ejaculate in her mouth and she ended up swallowing and then gagging on the rest hence the term semen gargle
a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.
You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.
liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf
the place where billions of kids are located
Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.
Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.
Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)
"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"