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Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023


Seven Deadly Disabilities

Seven Acquaintances who act as thou are Retarded, however thou typically in actuality arnt tramps and heathens, thoust are actually fully systematic and contributing members of society as an entirety, they jest often in thy shadows, and thous jests are legitimately absolutely bussing however thous jests art not to be taken delicately as it inherits crude and uncivilized humor and smatter serfs may find thee jests critically wounding, however no one fornicatiddly beseeched.

"Bro, did you hear about the the Seven Deadly Disabilities?"

"The fucking who?"

by MrStealYourArbortedBaby July 5, 2022


seven and a half

when you are high beyond belief

"Hey Tyler, how are you feeling?"

"About seven and a half"

by free201 July 17, 2019


Seven Minutes

Being someone’s seven minutes or being in someone’s seven minutes. Psychology says when you die, you are still partially conscious and your brain reviews the best parts of your life for seven minutes. If somebody says that to you, it means you have impacted them in a good way to the point they'll remember you at death.

You’re my seven minutes.” He said to me.

by Kanehxd March 27, 2024


The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021


seven of leven

Seven Eleven but the "uh" sound is replaced by of for the sake of peak comedy.

Hey man I'm going to seven of leven, you want anything?

by bblobbb March 7, 2022


swerving seven

he is so cute he send joey lagoon into orbit he ahd sex with addison gay

swerving seven is the best

by swervingseven June 28, 2021