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You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.
"The other day, I had The reach of shame"
When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.
*at party*
Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.
The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.
"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."
Toilet paper or tissue that gets stuck to your dick after cumming.
Ah man, my dick is covered in stickage of shame.
Verb.
Pipe shaming:
When an individual that was a habitual meth user gets clean for a few days and becomes very righteous. They begin to feel they are superior to their old meth using friends and talk down to them. They belittle and make the meth users feel bad and shameful for continuing to use meth. Especially those that smoke it out of a meth pipe.
Meghan is sick of Paul’s pipe shaming when he calls her.
“Ive been clean for a week,” says paul, “Instead I’ve taken up pipe shaming”
When you shame a person for listening to "too much" Taylor Swift
username you have streamed Taylor Swift 21,260 times this year. That is very concerning amount.
username you have streamed Taylor Swift 21,260 times this year. That is very concerning amount. I will now proceed to tay shaming you.