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Finding a diaper in a ball pit, sans the baby it belongs to.
4 Year old: "Mommy, look what I found in the ball pit!"
Mommy: "Put that down Timmy! You shouldn't swim with diaper sharks!"
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The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.
"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"
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When you originally plan on cooking a seafood dinner, but you end up ordering pizza.
My parents wanted a big dinner, but I ended up pullin an orange shark.
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the mythical creature that causes women to fear pool water once a month.
No sally cant go swimming today she is afraid the chlorine sharks will get her.
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it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth
"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"
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The assholes that you go to when your morgage goes under, except with heavier consequences when you front him money.
I just got my knees broken by these guys sent by a loan shark.
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n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.
*created by famed journalist Jason Probst
As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.
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