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Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 21, 2012


SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!

Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again

by Cbankss January 25, 2019


Bake shop

A stoner cafe.

We got baked at the bake shop.

by Moon cake August 30, 2018


paper shop

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.

Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps

by David Atherton July 05, 2004


tea shop

You’ve presumably heard of spilling tea, A tea shop is where a large amount of tea is spilled.

Wow this group chat is a tea shop”

by Violetwill February 04, 2018


couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.

Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.

by BBDinOC April 06, 2017


Sauce Shopping

When you can't think of a good hentai/anime to watch/admire/jerk off to and want to find some new content. Can usually be achieved by searching up certain nightcore songs on Youtube and then selecting the thumbnail picture which fits to your taste. Most channels include the sauce in the description.

Imma go to yt for some sauce shopping.

by Comrade Peng April 26, 2022